Creative excuses

After seeing how Eric wears his googles over his ears when he skis, we have decided that we need to go more often. Since his ears could cause him to fly in a windstorm, we can save money on plastic surgery by skiing lots. The band of his goggles pin his ears back, thus training his ears to stay pressed against his head. No surgery needed!!

Since this explaination makes perfect sense you will all agree that skiing is not cheating in our competition.